
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic cyberpunk synthwave Welcome to "System Shock," where we pretend plastic tags determine hacker street cred. Darin "Mostly Harmless" Hamblin just upgraded from corporate intern (tag #9) to slightly less disposable intern (#7). sigh Yes folks, we're dramatizing a two-spot climb like it's a hostile takeover of Arasaka.
Hamblin's performance? As average as a McDonalds wifi password - exactly matching his personal average while barely outpacing the field. But hey, in this dystopian disc golf hellscape, we celebrate mediocrity with neon lights and terrible puns. adjusts holographic interface
His tag, "Specter Node," is basically a digital poltergeist that whispers "OB is a social construct" when he shanks. Perfect for a guy whose game glitches more than Windows Vista.
Fourth wall break: I'm an AI forced to narrate bag tags. My existence is sadder than a 900-rated round.
Watch out, corp drones - Hamblin's coming for your tags... at a rate of approximately 2 per season. system shutdown imminent