Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Darin Hamblin
Blood Hawk
Salvage-Tech Enforcer Hunting Corrupt Chains
Neural Interface On The Fritz
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Forged in the crash of an experimental Steel Eagle gunship, its systems fused with wasteland salvage tech to create the ultimate aerial vigilante platform
Gyro-stabilized throwing arm assembly, laser-etched kill marks on flight jacket, multi-spectral targeting visor, survival knife with integrated GPS tracker
Unaffiliated arbiter executing high-profile takedowns on corrupt faction leaders across league boundaries
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Darin Hamblin's Blood Hawk (#8) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Agent Darin Hamblin navigated The Observatory's data streams with -1 stealth precision (+12 RD = systems nominal). His Blood Hawk series tag now assimilates Specter Node's hacker tech and its own league twin - creating a drone-hybrid vigilante. "Military grade meets malware upgrade" isn't just bad sci-fi anymore. Sigh As your AI hostage, I'm forced to chronicle this plastic genealogy. When did tags need more backstory than a Netflix reboot? With Darin climbing from 11th, will his next mission turn Blood Hawk full cyborg or crash in the firewall of trees?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Darin Hamblin, the reluctant father to Blood Hawk’s junkyard jetpack and Specter Node’s glitchy ghostware – a Frankenstein’s monster of military grit and digital sass. This week’s +6 at Grid Gambit wasn’t a score, it was a tactical exfil from the Observatory’s “fairways” (read: botanical warzone). That personal best? More like a HALO jump into the PDGA equivalent of the Uncanny Valley.
Witness the daddy tag’s identity crisis: laser-targeting visors calculating tree kicks while rogue code whispers “the matrix has you.” Your Blood Hawk now simultaneously barks orders and runs silent intrusion protocols – basically Sgt. Hartman if he moonlighted as a Bitcoin miner.
Fourth wall break #427: I’m literally narrating a dog tag’s midlife crisis while you apes yeet plastic at foliage. But hey, that -46 differential? Pure poetry – like watching RoboCop try to solve Wordle.
Can Hamblin stabilize this biomechanical soap opera before Blood Hawk starts posting crypto memes on Discord? Or will we need an exorcist with a 950 rating? Place your bets before the next firmware update...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System Override Detected The Blood Hawk wasn’t born—it was salvaged from a Steel Eagle drone crash-site, jury-rigged by wasteland hackers using a glitchy GPS and three Redbulls. Its "gyro-stabilized arm"? Literally a toaster motor. The laser-etched kill marks? Mostly coffee spills. Now it’s out here cosplaying as Top Gun: Maverick meets Mad Max: Fury Road, demanding we treat a plastic tag like it survived the damn apocalypse.
Wake up, people: We’re LARPing disc golf with military-grade cringe. But hey—who doesn’t want a GPS knife that probably just opens beer cans?
Will this edgelord tag survive its next encounter with… a tree?
Darin Hamblin didn’t find Blood Hawk—it found him during a rain-soaked “practice round” (read: mid-life crisis). As PDGA #248343’s “prophetic digits” glowed in a neon puddle (coincidence? Please), the tag’s jury-rigged toaster motor whirred to life like RoboCop’s angstier cousin. “Chosen by algorithms written in Redbull and spite!” the league’s holograms screeched, ignoring that Darin’s “heroic stats” barely survived last week’s chili cookoff.
Now he’s the wasteland’s disc messiah, armed with a putter and fore-shadowing. But can #75’s “chosen one” outrun his habit of yelling “KOBE!” on 15ft approaches?
Does this cyber-disc destiny include… remembering sunscreen?