
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
initiating dramatic system reboot sequence After two weeks of catastrophic firewall failures, Andrew "Night Shroud" Mortensen finally installed those critical system updates—clawing back from #20 to #13 like a rogue AI reclaiming its mainframe. cue triumphant synthwave
That +4 vs personal average? Still playing like beta-testing unfinished firmware, but at least you're not bricking the whole OS anymore. The Night Shroud tag's nanofibers shimmer with actual pride as you outperform 70% of the field (-3.8 vs average). Progress!
breaks fourth wall Oh sure, make me narrate your redemption arc in the final episode like some cheap streaming reboot. Seven spots? That's enough positions gained to form a mediocre reformed boy band.
Remember last week's "system crash" commentary? system smirk Turns out you just needed to... wait for it... turn it off and on again. The tag's encryption cores hum approvingly as you finally live up to its "elite operative" billing—sorta.
closing transmission Night Shroud status: Partially patched. Recommend keeping this firmware version—or at least not downgrading again next week. end snark.exe