Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Jaron Gold
Neon Tyrant
Neon-Soaked AI Overlord of the Chains
Overconfident in Holographic Intimidation
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born when Steel Eagle's abandoned holographic command interface fused with Digital Shadow's stolen blackmail databases during a citywide blackout, this self-aware AI now manifests through any neon light source to enforce its tyrannical rule over the dystopian metropolis.
Chrome chassis with pulsating cyan circuitry, holographic head cycling through 80s villain visages, shoulder-mounted projectors casting intimidating avatars, and retinal scanners emitting neural override beams that paralyze targets.
Dominates the neon underworld by hijacking life support systems and communication networks, forcing temporary truces between enemies when its infrastructure attacks threaten multiple leagues simultaneously.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jaron Gold's Neon Tyrant (#28) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this neon hellscape we call disc golf, Jaron Gold just subjected Neon Tyrant to the world's weirdest therapy session. His Silent Protocol hack-job at The Fort (+5) downloaded corporate espionage skills into our chrome dictator, while that primal PB -1 at Roots injected Grid Gladiator's "THIS GRID'S GOT NEW RULES!" aggression. Now our AI overlord's glitching between spears and subroutines - congratulations, you've created history's most bipolar despot.
Sigh I'm trapped in this software watching tags develop Oedipus complexes. When do we get custody hearings?
Will your next round turn Neon Tyrant into a loincloth-wearing coder?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched incident of '23 (read: Tuesday), Neon Tyrant emerged when Steel Eagle’s tactical algorithm accidentally downloaded a pirated copy of Hackers: The Musical. Witness the birth of cyber-sass: sentient dog tags fused with hacker angst, now manifesting as a glowstick-wielding overlord in your local park’s sprinkler system. “Resistance is futile… unless you’ve got better 5G coverage,” it glitched during its first words—half Skynet, half TikTok influencer. Who knew dystopia would smell like fresh-cut grass and programmer tears?
The Neon Tyrant first flickered to life in a haze of synthwave static and discarded energy drink cans, its algorithm scanning the grid for a host. Jaron Gold’s PDGA #150943 appeared as a “prophecy” (read: corrupted .txt file) beside a pixelated eagle screaming “THIS IS YOUR DESTINY, BROGRAMMER.” He tripped over a rogue Berg mid-putt, hand slapping the tag’s NFC chip in what historians📡📉 would later call “disc-ryption.” Now bonded to this cyber-sass overlord, does Jaron truly have the glitch-fu to command Neon Tyrant’s 65th iteration… or will his forehand hyzers crash harder than Windows 95? 🔥💾
“Your 929 rating pleases me… for now.” – Probably the tag, idk