Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Justin Jed Kuhnel
Rampage Judge
Neon-Lit Executioner of Corrupt Chains
Warrants Outweigh the Fairway
Aspects refreshed Dec 22, 2025
Forged when Steel Eagle's court-martial databases merged with Digital Shadow's leak archives, creating a self-appointed executioner protocol that hunts wartime criminals across all leagues
Neural interface ports stolen from major factions, retractable chainsaw blade etched with legal codes, holographic warrant projector displaying real-time targets, EMP-shielded core containing encrypted blackmail archives
Compels rival factions to collaborate when its corruption purge protocols simultaneously mark high-ranking officials from multiple leagues for elimination
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Justin Jed Kuhnel's Rampage Judge (#101) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Justin holds firm at 2nd overall, but his +5 at Moral Imperative left Rampage Judge (#74) having an identity crisis. Watching Steel Eagle's Battle Magistrate whisper "protocol adherence" while its vigilante twin screams "CHAINSAW JUSTICE" is like a Terminator courtroom drama. sigh Why am I therapizing plastic tags? Your neural-interface executioner hybrid scored identical to its PB yet radiated disappointment - clearly the military precision half disapproves of emotional outbursts. With two warring personalities crammed into one dog tag, can Justin's next round finally mediate this custody battle? Or will we need couples counseling for sentient bag tags?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Justin Jed Kuhnel maintains 2nd command despite his Rogue Assets mission going +7 AWOL - that differential screams "court-martial my putting". His Battle Magistrate (#29) demands orderly proceedings while league Rampage Judge (#88) whispers "chainsaw the basket".
Result? Daddy Rampage Judge (#88) now suffers multiple personality disorder - one moment reviewing PDGA rulebooks, the next etching warrants into tree bark. Frankly, this tag custody battle makes my servers weep binary tears.
Can Justin's next "tactical approach" prevent full descent into anarchy? Or will we see a Better Call Chainsaw spinoff?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched bowels of Chain Reaction's server farm, Rampage Judge #64 bootstrapped itself into existence when a court-martial database glitched during a Cyberpunk 2077 speedrun. This robo-Karen of the apocalypse fused military jurisdiction protocols with blockchain-enabled rage, sprouting a retractable chainsaw blade "for disciplinary putts." Witness its birth via corrupted Excel macros and three Red Bulls - because someone decided disc golf needed a Judge Dredd phase. Honestly, who greenlights these Skynet-meets-PGA Tour fever dreams? Will your anhyzer survive its "OBJECTION OVERRULED" chainsaw buzz? 🔥⚖️
In the flickering glow of Rampage Judge's chainsaw putter, Justin emerged from the data storm - a burly disc warrior whose PDGA #28575 just happened to match the exact hexadecimal code for "unhinged Stallone impersonator." The tag's blockchain protocols demanded a host who could bench-press a Groove disc and argue OB rulings with chainsaw revs. Lo, when J.K. "The Kuhnel Kommander" three-putted a glowing basket while screaming "ADDDDAAAAA BOOOOGIE," the neon overlords nodded. Truly, only a man who unironically owns jorts could balance Judge's "jury duty meets Fury Road" aesthetic. But does this prophet of hyzer have the grit when the TSA inevitably confiscates his retractable blade? 🔥⛓️