
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wasteland wind sounds Oh look who crawled out of the radioactive dumpster - Bridger "Should've Been Dead" Gibbons! After three weeks of mysterious absences (probably hiding from the Syndicate's bounty hunters), our semi-corporeal saboteur phases back into existence with a vengeance.
From tag #29 to #5 in one apocalyptic round? That's not a comeback, that's a full nuclear meltdown of the rankings. Sure, they played like someone welded their putter to a landmine (+5.6 vs field), but in the Afterburn wasteland, sometimes surviving is winning.
Sighs in binary I'm contractually obligated to call this "an inspiring underdog story" when really it's just proof this league's scoring algorithm runs on salvaged toaster parts. But hey, at least their wrist-mounted disc launcher finally hit something besides irradiated tumbleweeds.
Welcome to the top 5, you shadowy menace. Try not to phase through the leaderboard again before finals.