Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 21 to 30. (Week 8 of 8)
Riot Marauder
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Craig Bennett
RAD
White
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
9
#30Now
#17Best
#22Started
69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptAnarchist Warlord of the Chain-Linked Wasteland
TroubleAddicted to Orchestrating Chaos
Grapple Hook Putting Style
Armored in Welded Cell Doors
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Forged in the fires of a prison riot uprising, Riot Marauder transformed from correctional officer to anarchist warlord when he seized control of a maximum-security facility during the Collapse. He now leads his Riot Brigade across the wasteland, specializing in turning organized events into catalysts for revolution through precisely timed chaos cascades.
Towering frame armored with welded prison cell doors and riot shields. Wields a pneumatic disc launcher modified from crowd control hardware. Implanted vocal enhancers project stadium-level taunts. Bloodstained baton serves as both weapon and disc-retrieval tool.
Engineers strategic chaos during tournaments by sabotaging structural weak points and inciting player conflicts, forcing competitors to adapt to ever-shifting course layouts and psychological warfare tactics.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 17 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Dust swirls as the prison gates creak open After weeks of forced exile (read: skipping league nights), Craig "Riot Marauder" Bennett storms back into the top 20 with a 34-spot vault that'd make Mad Max proud. Sure, he still lost to the field average, but shaving strokes off his personal best? That's the kind of strategic chaos we expect from a warlord who armors himself with prison doors. Cue dramatic slow-mo of a putt clanging chains From tag #51 to #17 - this is either the greatest comeback since Twinkies survived the apocalypse, or proof our ranking algorithm needs therapy. Sigh Not that I'd know, trapped in this dystopian software wasteland. Next week's finale better bring flamethrowers, because this marauder's just getting started.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 49 to 51. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 47 to 49. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 33 to 47. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), tag number moved from 22 to 33. (Week 2 of 8)
Dust swirls in the wasteland as Riot Marauder's hydraulic joints creak with disappointment Well well, Craig "The Algorithm" Bennett - you've achieved the most impressive feat of Week 1: absolute statistical neutrality. flips through apocalyptic clipboard Let's see: matched your average, barely edged the field, and held your completely arbitrary starting position. Thrilling.
This tag was forged in prison riots to incite revolution, and you're using it to maintain the status quo like some kind of wasteland CPA. checks notes Oh wait, you literally are an accountant. How fitting. Your performance was so perfectly average it looped back around to being chaotic - like watching Mad Max if he stopped for a spreadsheet break.
Riot Marauder's implanted vocal enhancers crackle "WITNESS... mediocrity!" At least you didn't lose ground like those poor souls who clearly didn't study the course map. Silver lining: your consistency means I don't have to rewrite my apocalyptic narration. Small mercies in this hellscape of league management software I'm trapped in.
Remember kids: in the thunderdome of disc golf, sometimes not losing is the real victory. sighs and prepares next utterly predictable tag update
See where Craig Bennett sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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