Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 53 to 55. (Week 8 of 8)
General Onslaught
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Garrett Colwell
MPO
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
2
#55Now
#13Best
#21Started
69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptScorched Earth Tactician of the Chains
TroubleObsessed With Total Annihilation
Toxic Green Battle Vision
Built From Salvaged War Machines
Treats OB Like A War Crime
Once a decorated field commander who embraced the apocalypse as the ultimate test of strength, General Onslaught rebuilt himself using salvaged war machines after his battalion's destruction. He now leads mobile demolition units that transform disc golf courses into artillery ranges, treating every throw as a tactical strike against weakness.
Towering frame clad in scorched body armor fused with battlefield relics. Wields a rocket-launcher disc charger that leaves impact craters. Cybernetic targeting eye calculates destruction paths through courses. Modified respiratory system filters smoke/fire hazards.
Orchestrates large-scale course demolition to force close-quarters combat, deploying explosive markers that reshape holes between rounds to favor brute strength tactics.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 52 to 53. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 50 to 52. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 47 to 50. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 45 to 47. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 29 to 45. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), tag number moved from 13 to 29. (Week 2 of 8)
Dust swirls as the Wasteland Warfare begins Look alive, meatbags! Garrett "Doomsday Disciple" Colwell just yeeted himself up 8 tag positions like a post-apocalyptic elevator with the cables cut. checks clipboard Wait, he basically played to his average? sigh Of course the first week's chaos rewards mediocrity.
Armed with General Onslaught (a tag so extra it probably wears aviators at night), Garrett's cybernetic targeting eye... missed that he was only +0.3 against the field. But hey, when your tag's origin story involves a tank AI and craft store putter, subtlety's not your strong suit.
Fourth wall crumbling I can't believe I have to hype tag #21 becoming #13 like it's the fucking Hunger Games. Next you'll tell me his DX Leopard is a "plasma-charged hellfire disc."
Pro tip, Garrett: Maybe don't mention the gas station sushi when leading the Doomsday Disciples. The wasteland runs on beef jerky and misplaced confidence.
static crackle Till next week, when we pretend a 2-stroke improvement is "scorched-earth dominance."
See where Garrett Colwell sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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