
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 1 (Wasteland Warfare), the player moved down with tag number changing from 16 to 17. (Week 1 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a peaceful minister, he emerged from his underground bunker after the apocalypse with a new gospel of destruction, believing the end times had purified humanity through chaos. His profound madness led him to create a new religion around destruction, gathering followers by demonstrating his 'sermons' through calculated acts of demolition in disc golf tournaments.
Wields a modified shepherd's crook that doubles as a explosive device launcher, wearing tattered religious vestments reinforced with salvaged armor plating. Carries scripture-inscribed demolition charges he calls 'holy hand grenades' and delivers apocalyptic sermons while setting up elaborate chain-reaction explosions. His disc golf style involves creating 'religious experiences' through spectacular course destruction.
Serves as both spiritual leader and master of destruction within the Doomsday Disciples, converting new members through demonstrations of 'divine devastation' during tournaments. His presence turns every competition into a religious ceremony celebrating chaos.
The Doomsday Disciples are a fanatical faction that believes the apocalypse was a necessary cleansing, and seeks to maintain the chaos and destruction of the Afterburn wasteland. They revel in the harshness of the new world, viewing the treacherous courses and brutal competitions as a means to prove their strength and weed out the weak. The Disciples value raw power, unwavering determination, and a merciless approach to their opponents.
Kruger Warmonger is a ruthless and uncompromising leader, feared by allies and enemies alike for his sheer brutality and unwavering dedication to the Disciples' cause. He rose to power through a combination of raw strength, tactical cunning, and a complete lack of mercy for those who stood in his way.
In Week 1 (Wasteland Warfare), the player moved down with tag number changing from 16 to 17. (Week 1 of 8)
From the ashes of the apocalypse, Havoc Preacher emerged, a twisted prophet with explosive sermons and holy hand grenades. This mad minister's origin story is straight outta Mad Max, preaching destruction on the disc golf course. I mean, who comes up with this stuff? A disc-launching shepherd's crook? Seriously? The Doomsday Disciples are in for a wild ride with this one, fam. 💣🙏💥
sigh Another post-apocalyptic prophet origin story? Fine. Clayton Rackham, PDGA #258668, was chosen by the Havoc Preacher after being spotted doing sermon-like celebrations after every birdie. The tag practically leapt into his hands like a possessed communion wafer. Will this disc-iple live up to his explosive potential, or will his ministry of mayhem end with a bogey? 🙏💥