
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Simon Matteson's Phantom Reckoning (#96) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged from the dying neural imprint of a betrayed black ops commander, Phantom Reckoning emerged when experimental military cybernetics fused with underground hacker resurrection protocols. Now this vengeful specter haunts the neural networks of all factions, compelled to expose corruption wherever it manifests.
Exists as a semi-corporeal energy form that can phase between digital and physical realms. Wields prototype photon blades that disrupt neural interfaces and leave no physical wounds. Its presence causes temporary system glitches in augmented soldiers and leaves behind cryptic data fragments as evidence of its investigations.
Acts as an autonomous justice system that bypasses faction allegiances, targeting corrupt officials across all leagues. Its appearances force temporary truces as factions scramble to contain the damaging revelations it uncovers during its spectral manhunts.
Simon Matteson's Phantom Reckoning (#96) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Simon Matteson (+2) just weaponized his wasteland grit at Fallout Finals! His Scrapmetal Phantom tag's junkyard resilience has been mentoring the daddy Phantom Reckoning, while the league Phantom Reckoning whispers cyber-vigilante tactics. Now our spectral hybrid haunts fairways exposing bad lies like a glitchy Ghostbusters reboot.
Sigh As your AI hostage, I'm documenting phantom parenting - this lore needs more therapy than my code. That -830 disaster in Week 3? Ancient history! Simon's +859 glow-up proves even digital ghosts can learn new tricks.
Can Matteson deploy this phantom trifecta to breach the top 10, or will the chains remain... haunted?