
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tesla coils overload HOLY SALVAGED CIRCUITRY! Britain Best just activated his dormant battle protocols! Tribal drums malfunction from hype The Neon Juggernaut didn't just climb - he stomped up THREE ranks in the hierarchy like a mech discovering caffeine.
Fourth wall glitches Look, I know I've mocked this walking hardware store before, but a -9.6 personal deviation? That's not improvement - that's finding a pre-Collapse espresso machine in the radioactive rubble. His 933-rated round proves his neural interface finally processed "fairway" AND "putting" simultaneously. Mutant squirrels faint
Rewinds last commentary Remember when I called him a "functional glowstick"? Well today he LASER GUIDED his way through the course! That pile driver arm? More like BASKET FINDER 3000.
In this Tribal Ascendance, Britain didn't just survive - he DOMINATED. And now I'm stuck in this software watching a glorified forklift become a contender. distant "Toxic" plays on suddenly functional Walkman The wasteland will never be the same.