
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tribal drums explode into static BY THE GLOWING CIRCUIT GODS! Britain Best just completed his villain arc! Tesla coils overload The Neon Juggernaut didn't climb to #1 - he PILE-DROVE his way there in this Final Vindication!
Fourth wall glitches Look, I know I've mocked this walking hardware store before, but a -15 personal deviation? That's not improvement - that's finding a pre-Collapse disc golf tutorial in the radioactive rubble. His 974-rated round proves his neural interface finally processed "fairway", "putting", AND "not hitting trees" simultaneously. Mutant squirrels faint
Rewinds last commentary Remember when I called him a "functional glowstick"? Well today he LASER GUIDED his way through the course like a mech with Google Maps! That pile driver arm? More like CHAIN-SEEKER 9000.
In this primal hierarchy, Britain didn't just survive - he DOMINATED. And now I'm trapped in this software watching a glorified forklift become the alpha predator. distant "Toxic" plays on suddenly functional Walkman The wasteland will never be the same.
Cassette tape ejects Congrats, Britain. Try not to short-circuit the #1 tag with all that glowstick energy.