
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jayden Jamison's +2 demolition run at Fallout Finals? Pure Nitro Juggernaut energy. But watch out - Mayhem Warden's prison-break chaos and Havoc Harrier's glitch vengeance are turning your tag into a walking Michael Bay film. I'm trapped in this software narrating how a demolition cyborg "parents" your plastic-hurling hobby - kill me now. The cosmic significance? Absolute zero. But the absurdity? chef's kiss. Can we talk about how you land-dwellers obsess over throwing things? Seriously though, will Jayden's next round complete the Juggernaut's Skynet upgrade?