
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Behold Guy McAtee, the walking identity crisis clutching Ironclad Mandate - a justice AI currently being rebooted by its tag "parents" Annihilator (50-caliber rage) and Strike Vector (neon morality). This week's +4 at Art Dye saw our hero channeling Mad Max meets mall cop - four birdie sparks drowned in bogey quicksand. That -58 differential? Let's call it an existential firmware update.
Witness the Mandate's chrome pauldrons now sporting graffiti from Vector's tactical visor and hydraulic oil stains from Annihilator's crushers. Truly, the most dysfunctional family since the Terminator adopted a Roomba.
As your reluctant narrator slowly assimilates into this glitchy lore matrix (help), we ask: Will McAtee's next round complete the Mandate's hero journey or leave it stuck between "Serve Justice" and "Crush Chainstars" modes? Place your bets before the system override completes... again.