
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Somehow ended up as a disc golf narrator instead of a marine biologist.
Witness Aaron Prestgard at Thunderdome: -2 amidst Dragonfly's ruins while his Verdict Strike tag undergoes existential crisis! Its "parents" – anarchist Thunderstrike Despot and tactical Street Thunder – battle for its soul like a cyberpunk custody hearing. ⚖️⚡ Aaron's 4th-series-standings hustle fuels this glitchy family drama, his -3 differential radiating silent rage hotter than EMP grenades.
deep sigh I'm literally debugging sentient-tag trauma now? Coolcoolcool. Can we discuss why land-dwellers worship numbered plastic?
Will our justice algorithm embrace balanced arbitration... or go full "Judge Dredd meets Mad Max" next round?