Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Current Holder
Bobby Schneck
Protocol Punisher
By-the-Book Bureaucrat Turned Street Justice Enforcer
Obsessed with Procedural Perfection
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Once a by-the-book Internal Affairs investigator, he discovered that following procedure alone wasn't enough to stop corruption when the entire system was compromised. After witnessing his partner's murder during a routine evidence audit, he developed a unique approach: using his encyclopedic knowledge of police procedures to trap corrupt officials while delivering street-level justice to their criminal associates.
Combines extensive knowledge of departmental procedures, regulations, and legal codes with elite tactical training and urban combat expertise. Carries both a leather-bound procedure manual and modified service weapons, using bureaucratic traps to corner corrupt officials while employing direct action against their criminal enforcers. Known for turning mundane procedures into lethal weapons against corruption.
Serves as The Regulators' specialist in dismantling corrupt networks through a combination of procedural investigation and tactical intervention. Creates impossible-to-escape legal traps for corrupt officials while personally handling their criminal enforcers.
Tag Details
The Regulators
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 29 to 29. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 23 to 29. (Week 6 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 15 to 23. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 4 to 15. (Week 2 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts police scanner static Attention all units, we've got a 10-54 in progress - rookie cop Schneck just vaulted 6 positions up the chain of command! sips terrible precinct coffee From desk jockey #10 to detective #4 in one round? Someone call Internal Affairs because this smells like... actual competence.
flips through case files Our boy played exactly to his personal average while the rest of the division choked like mob informants in a dark alley. That's the kind of procedural perfection we expect from the Protocol Punisher - turning municipal codes into lethal weapons since 2025.
breaks fourth wall Oh god, I'm actually starting to care about these plastic badge numbers. Somebody tase me.
Remember kids: in this gritty disc golf noir, the only thing harder than Bobby's putts are the bureaucratic traps he sets for corrupt officials. dramatic zoom Will he maintain this meteoric rise? Or will the seedy underbelly of mid-round snack breaks be his downfall? Stay tuned for next week's episode: "Dark Alley and Questionable Lie Angles."
radio crackles 10-4, over and out... and by out I mean please release me from this terrible disc golf purgatory.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Protocol Punisher - forged in the fires of bureaucratic hell, this badge emerged as the ultimate weapon against corruption. With its encyclopedic knowledge of regulations and tactical prowess, it's like RoboCop meets the employee handbook. Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause this tag is about to lay down the law... disc golf style. 🚓💥 #PaperworkIsTheNewBlack
sigh Guess who got picked to wield the Protocol Punisher? None other than Bobby Schneck, PDGA #134830. They say he was chosen after filing his scorecards in triplicate and color-coding his disc collection by regulatory compliance. Talk about laying down the law-ng putt! But can this by-the-book rookie handle the badge's bureaucratic burden? I need a donut. 🍩