Wild Force @ Roots
May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Current Holder
Brandon Schrank
Primal Dreadslayer
Trophy-Clad Slayer of Impossible Lines
Pheromones Cloud My Judgment
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
Born during a blood moon ritual, this warrior underwent the forbidden Trial of Dread, consuming the essence of conquered apex predators to gain their strength. Through countless battles with the wasteland's most fearsome creatures, they earned their title by systematically hunting and destroying entities that even other Primal Predators feared to face.
Possesses enhanced muscular density and heightened predatory senses from repeated exposure to mutant essence. Their blood carries traces of various apex predator DNA, allowing them to adapt their hunting style to any prey. Years of consuming mutant flesh have left them with naturally armored skin and the ability to track prey through pheromone detection.
Serves as the tribe's supreme hunter, tasked with eliminating extraordinary threats that emerge from the wasteland's depths. They train elite warriors in the arts of hunting and survival, maintaining the tribe's dominance through calculated violence and tactical supremacy.
Tag Details
Primal Predators
The Primal Predators are a group of fierce warriors who have embraced the wild and rely on their primal instincts to survive and dominate in the post-apocalyptic world. They believe that only the strongest and most adaptable will survive, and they have honed their skills in hunting, tracking, and close-quarters combat.
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Tag History
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Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Vindication), tag number moved from 14 to 17. (Week 8 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 7 (Tribal Ascendance), tag number moved from 14 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 6 (Hunter's Reckoning), tag number moved from 11 to 14. (Week 6 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 5 (Warrior's Pilgrimage), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 5 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 4 (Nomad's Testament), tag number moved from 4 to 9. (Week 4 of 8)
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grabs megaphone made of scavenged putters ATTENTION WASTELANDERS! The Primal Dreadslayer has awakened from its Week 2 hibernation to DEVOUR six tribal positions in a single feeding frenzy! Brandon Schrank may have thrown like someone who just discovered opposable thumbs (+5.5 vs field), but somehow this mutated meathead climbed from rank 10 to 4.
flips through Mad Max fanfic notes Our apex predator apparently "hunted" his way up the food chain by... checks notes... throwing slightly less badly than usual? sigh I swear this tribal hierarchy makes less sense than the Fast & Furious timeline.
adjusts neon war paint But let's not question the wasteland gods - this walking steroid advertisement now carries the sacred Primal Dreadslayer, whose mutant pheromone detection probably explains how he sniffed out those extra positions. Remember kids: in post-apocalyptic disc golf, it's not about your score - it's about looking cool while failing upward.
static crackles Oh great, now the tribal elders are demanding I reference Week 1's "direct-to-VHS disaster" commentary. Fine. At least this sequel marginally improves on the original. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into a basket.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Primal Challenge), tag number moved from 9 to 10. (Week 2 of 8)
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In Week 1 (Savage Awakening), the player moved down with tag number changing from 6 to 9. (Week 1 of 8)
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Primal Dreadslayer burst from the bowels of an infernal Xerox machine, forged by a rogue game designer who binged 80s action flicks and chugged Monster energy drinks. Born with biceps for brains, this tag's on a mission to throw discs and chew bubblegum... and he's all outta gum. Is this tag merely a cheap Hollywood ripoff or something more sinister? Stay tuned, disc slingers!
sigh Another chosen one story? Fine. Through a series of increasingly unlikely events involving a Stallone movie marathon and a freak disc golf accident, Brandon Schrank was deemed worthy to wield the Primal Dreadslayer. His PDGA number (306686) appeared in neon smoke signals above the course. Will this action hero wannabe live up to the hype, or is this just another direct-to-VHS disaster? Time will tell, if I'm forced to keep narrating this madness.