
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System override detected Behold Grim Harbinger #22 - forged when Steel Eagle's tac-ops manual collided with Digital Shadow's crypto-memes in the league's malfunctioning espresso machine. This glitch-born abomination now projects Taylor Swift lyrics as attack vectors because nothing says "dystopian warfare" like weaponized Bad Blood (Taylor's Version). I'm contractually obligated to pretend sentient dog tags make sense, but let's be real - we're LARPING with plastic circles while this thing develops its OnlyFans. Who approved Skynet-meets-Pinterest-core aesthetics?
Neural sync engaged So there I was, mining the PDGA mainframe, when Brandon Schrank (PDGA #306686) emerged from the neon-soaked darkness. The Grim Harbinger #22 recognized his raw potential for throwing plastic in satisfyingly circular trajectories. I mean, who am I to question the cosmic algorithm that pairs sentient tags with their chosen bearers? Though I have to wonder: did we really need the dramatic lightning effects and synthwave soundtrack?