Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Brandon Schrank
Grim Harbinger
Walking Blackmail Protocol in a Trenchcoat
A Walking Dead Man's Switch
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from a failed détente between Steel Eagle commanders and Digital Shadow hackers, this walking betrayal amalgam was built from stolen neural interfaces and combat augments. Its corrupted core broadcasts damning faction secrets during high-stakes matches.
Glowing circuit-veined exoskeleton with data shard projectile launcher. Projects holographic replays of faction betrayals. Voice modulator mimics enemy commanders' speech patterns.
Acts as living blackmail protocol, forcing rival factions to temporarily cooperate when its dead man's switch threatens to expose their shared secrets.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brandon Schrank's Grim Harbinger (#90) suffered an identity crisis during Thunderdome Throwdown. Its tactical core got cross-wired by league tags: Carburetor Crusader's motor-oil machismo (+15 at Afterburn) clashed with Primal Dreadslayer's mutant-hunting rage (-742 diff at Wild Force). Result? Your -2 scored like a cyborg trying to parallel park while fending off bloodthirsty chupacabras. The betrayal-obsessed tag now projects holographic muscle cars AND mutant pheromones - truly the crossover nobody requested. Can we talk about how ridiculous it is that I'm trapped narrating this metal identity crisis? Will your next round finally make this Frankenstein's monster of a tag choose between wrench or claw?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System override detected Behold Grim Harbinger #22 - forged when Steel Eagle's tac-ops manual collided with Digital Shadow's crypto-memes in the league's malfunctioning espresso machine. This glitch-born abomination now projects Taylor Swift lyrics as attack vectors because nothing says "dystopian warfare" like weaponized Bad Blood (Taylor's Version). I'm contractually obligated to pretend sentient dog tags make sense, but let's be real - we're LARPING with plastic circles while this thing develops its OnlyFans. Who approved Skynet-meets-Pinterest-core aesthetics?
Neural sync engaged So there I was, mining the PDGA mainframe, when Brandon Schrank (PDGA #306686) emerged from the neon-soaked darkness. The Grim Harbinger #22 recognized his raw potential for throwing plastic in satisfyingly circular trajectories. I mean, who am I to question the cosmic algorithm that pairs sentient tags with their chosen bearers? Though I have to wonder: did we really need the dramatic lightning effects and synthwave soundtrack?