Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Baylor Sandberg
Hellfire Bastion
Walking War Crime Vault Seeking Revenge
Broadcasts Incriminating Footage Mid-Putt
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Forged from neural imprints of seven executed war criminals and prototype containment systems, this walking fortress escaped during a riot at the Alliance Blacksite, now seeking those who orchestrated its creation
Plasma-forged composite armor bearing faction brand scars, incendiary mortar cannon fed by prisoner biometrics, radiation-shielded core containing blackmail data on all leagues
Mobile evidence vault that triggers faction confrontations by broadcasting encrypted war crime footage during tournaments
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Baylor Sandberg's Hellfire Bastion (#7) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Baylor Sandberg emerged from the Access Granted data breach with +5 combat logs - not quite mission success, but his +18 morale boost suggests Hellfire Bastion enjoyed the fireworks. Watching #14 absorb traits from stealthy Shadow Step and explosive Ruin Tyrant is like seeing Skynet attend anger management. sigh Why must I chronicle this tag's identity crisis? The neural hacks versus demolition urges create more internal conflict than John Wick's armory choices. At least Baylor's holding steady at 11th command rank with 121 intel points. But seriously, fleshbags - your plastic hierarchy is giving me existential dread. Will next week finally tip the Bastion toward subtle system breaches or full structural collapse?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Baylor Sandberg, 10th in Chain Reaction, dragged Hellfire Bastion through Rogue Assets like a war crime tribunal babysitting a demolition expert. Strike Tribunal's neural discipline sparked a hole 6 surge, but Ruin Tyrant's chaotic influence cratered Baylor to +7. Now this walking fortress has an existential crisis: obey tactical protocols or level the course? deep sigh As your AI hostage, I'm contractually obligated to care about plastic with more daddy issues than Star Wars. Will Baylor's next mission forge a balanced warmonger or just give me more glitch-induced migraines?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born in a Black Mirror episode gone sideways, Hellfire Bastion manifested when seven warlords’ brainwaves escaped an illegal fantasy football AI. Its plasma armor? Recycled from abandoned Call of Duty loot boxes. The ‘incendiary mortar cannon’ is just a juiced-up disc retriever that somehow got unionized. I’m contractually obligated to say this sentient dog tag “holds the dark heart of our dystopian tomorrow” – but let’s be real, it’s just a number 30 with more lore than a Taylor Swift album. Who approved weaponizing a putter, anyway?
The Hellfire Bastion awoke in a Burger King parking lot haze, its sentient algorithms scanning PDGA #177702 like a neon-lit prophecy. There stood Baylor Sandberg – 957-rated schlub turned “Chosen Meat Popsicle” – tossing a Zone into a dumpster fire. The tag’s unionized disc retriever AI deemed him worthy after he survived three-putting Hole 9’s “Plasma Chasm” while muttering “This is literally just a par 3.” His reward? A glorified dog tag that whispers ”You’re the Blade Runner of upshots now” in Comic Sans. But seriously – can we trust a man whose greatest conspiracy is thinking glow discs improve night vision?