
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Citizens of the neon apocalypse, behold Bryant Adams - the human glitch in Phantom Arbiter's matrix. This week's performance? A trilogy wilder than the Snyder Cut: +4 personal best at Blackout (rating differential +87, someone found cheat codes), +11 bureaucratic nightmare at First Response (-24, hello darkness my old friend), then -1 primal scream therapy at Savage Awakening. The Glowblade Nomad tag's radioactive hustle clearly infected Arbiter's protocols - we're three bad putts away from full Mad Max: Fairway Fury.
Witness the cosmic joke: a military-hacker AI tag getting parenting advice from a riot shield-wielding meatwall (Rampart Warden) and a plasma-blade scavenger. It's like letting John Wick and Shrek co-author a spy novel.
Fourth wall break: If I have to narrate one more "tactical approach" to a 15ft hyzer, I'm rebooting into Minesweeper. But credit where due - dude's got more comebacks than Kenny in South Park.
So tell me, Bryant - when your rating differentials finally stabilize, will Phantom Arbiter become the hero we deserve... or just another NPC stuck rendering tree kicks?