
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tactical display flickers to life Well well well, if it isn't Michael "The Firewall" Thomas, who just pulled off the digital heist of the season by vaulting from tag #12 to #1. sips energy drink Let me check my nonexistent clipboard... ah yes, you performed exactly at your personal average while the rest of the MA50 division apparently forgot how to count strokes.
This isn't just a bag tag exchange - it's a full system override. hacker voice "I'm in." Your Cipher Wraith prototype must be running on that sweet, sweet Mountain Dew Code Red we discussed last season. Eleven-position jumps are usually reserved for Russian hackers and people who find Bergs in used bins.
breaks fourth wall Oh god, I'm trapped in this dystopian disc golf simulation again. Eight more weeks of this? sigh At least your origin story checks out - former IT guy turned cyber-ninja, just like in every bad Netflix series.
Watch your six, champ. The other operatives will be gunning for that #1 tag harder than Karens at a Black Friday MVP drop. static Transmission ends... for now.