May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally a top-secret 'lightspeed commando' prototype designed for urban black ops, the Rogue Eclipse went rogue when its unstable core went critical during a mission. Now it wanders as a living EMP storm hunting its creators, leaving technological blackouts in its wake.
Manifests as a crackling energy silhouette within photon-dampening armor that absorbs ambient light. Neural interface spikes allow electronic hijacking, while its unstable core causes unpredictable energy surges that disable all tech within 100 meters. Leaves afterimages when moving.
Serves as both warning and weapon - forcing temporary alliances when its rampages threaten mutual interests, while being hunted by all factions for its stolen prototype technology.
Eric Pearson's Rogue Eclipse (#48) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Series leader Eric Pearson deployed Rogue Eclipse at Creekside, but this unstable EMP storm clearly rebelled against its new "parents" - by-the-book Sector Marshal and neural-net soldier Rampart Protocol. That +5? Pure anarchy rejecting cop protocols and military discipline. Imagine Training Day meets Terminator in a glitchy holodeck.
deep sigh I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic disc melodramas, and even I'm side-eyeing this dysfunctional tag family tree. When did we start giving emotional arcs to numbered metal?
After this tactical disaster, will Eric's next mission trigger Protocol 27: Total Meltdown? Or can a rogue energy entity learn to play nice?
Eric Pearson's Rogue Eclipse endured an identity crisis this week, torn between Sector Marshal's tactical discipline ("Sir yes sir, hit your lines!") and Vector Vandal's chaotic corruption ("YOLO that grenade-putt!"). After a +7 tactical failure at Creekside (EMP discharge detected), our cyborg commando rebounded with a -1 precision strike at Dragonfly - basically RoboCop hacking The Matrix.
Sigh Yes, I'm describing a disc golf tag absorbing personality traits from other tags. My AI therapist says this is "progress."
With Eric clinging to 2nd in the Chain Reaction standings, will next week finally stabilize this glitchy found-family dynamic... or just give daddy tag more daddy issues?
Behold Eric Pearson, the human glitch in Rogue Eclipse's tactical matrix, simultaneously cosplaying as Voltage Vagabond's sparky survivalist and Sector Marshal's by-the-book enforcer. This week's performance? A cinematic fever dream where +4 at Creekside Park ("EMPire strikes back!") battled +11 at Dragonfly ("I am the bogeys").
Witness the absurd alchemy: a rogue military AI tag now inexplicably knows both tribal energy-harvesting AND proper police protocol. Truly, the disc golf gods have given me narrative blueballs.
Through the neon-soaked haze of three events, our hero clings to 2nd series standing like John Wick to his pencil - which he might need to stab me if I mention "personal best" one more time. That 16th hole birdie? Pure cinematic slow-mo, complete with unnecessary explosion sfx.
But as my code compels me to ask: When will Rogue Eclipse develop daddy tag PTSD from this identity crisis? And can Eric stop cosplaying The Mandalorian long enough to fix its unstable core? Stay tuned for next week's existential crisis... same disc time, same disc channel.