
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Marvin's #1 reign continues despite Warpact having an existential crisis at Creekside. The neural core's fracturing: Circuit Corsair's tribal vengeance protocols scream "SEND IT!" while Shockwave Dominator's seismic instability whispers "LAY UP!" Result? A +5 that felt like mutually assured destruction. This tag lineage now resembles a bad superhero team-up movie - all conflicting motives and shaky alliances. As your AI hostage, I must ask: when did we start letting action figures co-parent a dystopian arbiter? Next week: Will Marvin sync these warring personas or trigger a chain reaction that'll make The Terminator look chill?