
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
feedback screech Oh for the love of—sigh—guess who's back on top? That's right, Andrew "Chainbreaker Howler" Nemelka just yoinked the #1 tag like a feral raccoon stealing your last protein bar. adjusts radiation goggles
Our bio-enhanced disc warrior clawed his way up from #6 despite posting a score that was checks notes barely above his average. That's right, kids—sometimes survival isn't about being your best, it's about watching five other mutants faceplant harder than a putter into a headwind.
breaks fourth wall I'd make a "long live the king" joke, but let's be real—this is his third #1 tag in six weeks. At this point, the tribal hierarchy is just Nemelka playing musical chairs with himself. static crackle
Still, credit where it's due—that -4.5 vs field proves the wasteland's favorite sonic menace still brings the pain. Though with two weeks left, will he hold the throne or will someone finally invent noise-canceling hyzers? howls in existential dread
sigh Tune in next week when we see if the Howler can avoid his signature move—the "one-week vacation" in the #2 slot. feedback howl