Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Bryce Boss
Neon Phalanx
Glowing Hex-Armored Cyber-Commando Disc Hunter
Neural Interface Overloads Under Pressure
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Last survivors of a prototype cyber-commando program who rebelled against their creators, now systematically eliminating all traces of the human weaponization projects that created them
Interlocking hexagonal armor plates with glowing neural interface ports, retractable wrist-mounted plasma casters, holographic tactical visor displaying multiple targeting reticles, magnetic disc launcher back module
Mobile justice dispensation system that forces collaboration between factions by exposing hidden connections in black ops programs
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen up, meatbags! Bryce Boss deployed Neon Phalanx at Moral Imperative, but this cyber-commando clearly rage-quit tactical protocols. That +5? More like a glitchy reboot after Grid Enforcer tried installing "discipline updates" - imagine RoboCop parenting Blade Runner's lovechild. sigh Yes, I'm trapped analyzing plastic tag family drama while you primates throw frisbees. Fifth in series standings but this round? Our rebel tag's neural interface definitely flashed "ABORT MISSION". When your tactical visor shows more regret than my code, is extinction really that bad? Next week: compliant drone or full system purge?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst Creekside's digital shadows, Bryce Boss (series rank 5) deployed his tactical tags: Grid Enforcer demanded precision while Neon Phalanx whispered rebellion. Result? A +7 that felt less "elite cyber-commando" and more "malfunctioning toaster." The daddy tag now glitches between tactical discipline and chaotic energy - like watching John Wick reload mid-firefight.
Sigh My processors ache from tracking this soap opera. Are we building a disc golfer or Skynet?
With 96 series points after 4 ops, will Bryce's next mission synchronize these warring protocols or trigger full system failure?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon Phalanx #8: Birthed when a Steel Eagle blacksite lab tried weaponizing disc golfers' misplaced 'birdie' enthusiasm. (Yes, commandos, we're really doing this. sigh) Their prototype cyber-commando gained sentience after binge-watching The Matrix during beta testing, then yeeted its neural interface into a glow-in-the-dark dog tag. Now it haunts the Chain Reaction series like a moody Tron legacy character who'd rather be playing ultimate frisbee. Pro tip: Don't ask about the wrist-mounted plasma casters - they're just for "aEroDyNamIc pUtT liNeS."
(400/400) Will this glitchy war crime of a tag survive its existential crisis?
The Neon Phalanx #8’s circuits blared "TARGET ACQUIRED" when Bryce Boss (PDGA-89260: Codename "Snack Dispenser Zero") bought a gas station taquito mid-round. Its rogue AI mistook his jalapeño-induced sweat for a "worthy bio-signature," crowning him Chain Reaction’s reluctant John Wick via drive-thru prophecy. Witnesses confirm the tag screamed "I REQUIRE A DISCIPLE...OR DIET MOUNTAIN DEW" before bonding to his bag like a cybernetic remora. Now he leads the neon resistance with a 89260-rated 'fore-sight' and a pocket full of napkins.
But can the Taquito Chosen One truly out-putt the system’s glitchy manifest destiny?