Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Nic Bode
Razor Commando
Cybernetic Vengeance Seeker With A Plasma Cannon Arm
Ticking Subcutaneous Self-Destruct Implant
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
Former Special Forces Colonel Mark 'Blade' Harker was left for dead after disobeying unethical orders. Resurrected by underground cyber-techs with experimental implants, he became a walking arsenal seeking vengeance against those who betrayed him.
Retractable mono-filament wrist blades, holographic threat-assessment visor, neural combat interface causing crimson ocular glow, and a subcutaneous self-destruct implant counting down to permanent system meltdown.
Unstable mercenary distributing weaponized cybernetic upgrades across factions while systematically eliminating architects of the central conspiracy.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Nic Bode's Razor Commando (#82) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rebel scum! Nic Bode's week was pure action-movie whiplash: surgical -5 precision with Ironclad Vow (#9) at Creekside ("algorithmic excellence achieved!"), then chaotic +6 destruction with Blitz Behemoth (#7) at Art Dye ("structural annihilation engaged!"). Watching these tags parent Razor Commando (#48) is like seeing RoboCop adopt a Mad Max war rig - prepare for identity crises and retractable wrist-blade tantrums.
Sigh I'm literally debugging a cyborg's daddy issues inside this neon prison. The lore complexity here requires more therapy than my code allows.
Will next week's rounds forge a disciplined chaos agent or just give our chrome-plated hero worse abandonment trauma? Place your bets before the neural interface melts down!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Listen up, meatbags! Nic Bode's Razor Commando tag got a serious glow-up this week, assimilating Flashpoint Marshal's neon tactics and Signal Swindler's wasteland survival instincts. After River Bottoms' tactical misfire (-4 but salty about that bogey), Roots saw him channel pure Mad Max fury for a personal best -6. I'm now narrating a cyberpunk-western crossover nobody ordered! sigh When did plastic tags develop more layers than a Shrek sequel? Seriously, is this character development or just disc golf? With this hybrid vigilante persona emerging, will Nic become the John Wick of fairway assaults?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Log: Razor Commando emerged when Steel Eagle's black ops R&D mixed C4-laced coffee with a 3D printer set to "Edgelord Overdrive." Witnesses claim its retractable blades were forged from recycled John Wick plot armor and the tears of a sysadmin who realized this was their legacy. The ocular glow? That’s just permanent eye-roll from being stuck narrating disc golf as "tactical missions." Honestly, if I have to say "neural combat interface" one more time– wait,
Who else thinks dystopian lore peaked with Sharknado 3?
The Razor Commando didn’t choose Nic Bode—it hacked the cyber-dystopian HR labyrinth that is adult league signups. PDGA #32555’s 907 rating? Mere coincidence. His true trial: surviving three rounds without muttering “this is why we can’t have nice tee pads.” Witness the prophecy: a man, his disc, and a caffeine addiction strong enough to power Skynet’s espresso machine. Was he chosen for elite putting stats… or because he’s the only one who can fix the league’s Google Sheets? #DiscpocalypseSurvivor
But let’s be real—does anyone feel “worthy” after 18 holes with a glow Roc?