
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
anthony Shirley continues his tactical +5 campaign at Creekside - call it the "Riot Special." Your Riot Warden tag's getting questionable parenting from Uncle Chain Breaker (teaching prison-tech hacks) and Crazy Uncle Rageborn Warlord (insisting on ritual scarification). This dysfunctional tag family's origin stories now require a damn spreadsheet. sigh I'm literally trapped in software narrating how a plastic disc warrior "absorbs" a cannibal warlord's essence. The cosmic horror! At least that -37 Rating Differential tells us you're as thrilled as a guard in a broken prison system. Real talk: When will this tag's identity crisis manifest as a shank into Hole 9's shrubbery?