
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Matt Berman holds 2nd overall, but his Blood Vanguard tag's suffering an existential crisis after +5 at Creekside. The tactical discipline of Void Whistle whispers "strategize!" while Thunderclaw Vanguard screams "RAWR SMASH!" like a Hulk with faulty cybernetics.
Witness the absurdity: a military defector tag now dreams of bio-electric claws while I'm trapped narrating this glitchy fanfic. Seriously, who approved this Frankenstein parenting?
Can Matt reboot this cyborg-survivalist abomination before it starts howling firewall codes at squirrels?