Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jason Cann
Timeless Pathstrider
Constellation-Shifting Guide to Secret Paths
Footprints That Betray the Path
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
Formed from the accumulated essence of cryptid migrations across millennia, its consciousness contains the primal knowledge of every creature's journey between hidden realms since the first legends took shape
Semi-transparent form with constellation-like markings that shift to mirror surrounding terrain, emits low-frequency resonance that guides cryptid movements, leaves temporary glowing footprints that fade within hours
Preserves and repairs the secret pathways that allow cryptid species to migrate between regional habitats while remaining undetected by human civilization
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh They've got me tracking cryptid family trees now. Apparently, Jason Cann's epic -11 at Beacon Hill has the Timeless Pathstrider experiencing some sort of mystical evolution. The Kraken's fury and Worm Decoder's ancient knowledge are merging into... checks notes ...a constellation-covered tracking entity?
Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of how throwing plastic at chains is causing mythological beings to have identity crises. But hey, that 1002-rated round was pretty sick. Will our cryptid-hunting hero's next achievement cause the Pathstrider to start speaking in Norse runes? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Timeless Pathstrider #135 – forged when Bigfoot FaceTimed Nessie during the 2017 solar eclipse while someone definitely didn’t eat too many gummies at Burning Man. Its constellation markings? Basically cryptid TikTok filters. The “primal knowledge” in its resin is just every GPS signal lost in national parks since 2004, repackaged with more drama than a Stranger Things finale. (Yes, we’re trapped in someone’s D&D campaign meets REI receipt fanfic.) Why does it leave glowing footprints? Because the algorithm demands ✨aesthetic✨. Will this lore hold up longer than a Groupon zip-line voucher?
When Jason Cann PDGA #194295 (which totally isn’t a Matrix glitch) tripped over a root chasing a shanked drive through Sasquatch territory, Timeless Pathstrider #135 materialized like Tinder for cryptid groupies. The tag chose him not for his 921 rating (which we’re calling “prophetic” now), but because his snack stash matched Bigfoot’s browser history. Behold: A man who’s 60% hyzer memes, 40% hybrid of Bear Grylls and a lost Boy Scout. His initiation? Finding three discs in blackberry bushes while muttering “This isn’t even my final form.” But let’s be real – does a guy who probably thinks Mothman is a drone prototype deserve to wield resin forged from actual forest nonsense? Stay tuned…