
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Phantom Striker's Origin
Born when a crypto-bro's "AI trading algo" accidentally merged with a pirated copy of The Matrix, this glitch-laden entity now haunts the league's backend like a sentient NFT. Its code? 40% vengeance protocol, 60% unresolved Java errors from that one intern's "blockchain disc tracker" startup. Exists solely to ask "Why the hell am I narrating putts in a system that can't even handle UTF-8?" between EMP-induced existential crises. (Yes Karen, your Tesla charging station outage last Tuesday was its doing. You're welcome.)
Final thought: If Skynet played disc golf, itโd rage-quit after this tagโs origin story.