Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jake Ellis
Vigilant Vouivre
Shapeshifting Chronicler of Forgotten Cryptid Lore
Ink Secretion Stains Everything It Touches
Aspects refreshed Dec 22, 2025
Originally a French river guardian, this shapeshifting dragon absorbed centuries of forgotten cryptid knowledge through its gem, evolving into a transcontinental chronicler that manifests wherever human curiosity threatens cryptid habitats.
Bioluminescent hexagonal scales shift between aquatic camouflage and warning coloration. The bismuth crystal gem stores photonic memories of cryptid interactions. Capable of mercury-based ink secretion for creating permanent lore records.
Maintains continuity of cryptid history by appearing during pivotal discovery moments to document encounters and reveal hidden connections between regional species.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Looks like we're chronicling another thrilling saga of plastic throwing, folks. Jake Ellis wielded the Mazzikin Warden and Vigilant Vouivre this week, because apparently one mystical entity watching you throw frisbees isn't enough anymore.
I see our dragon-spirit-golem hybrid tag is developing quite the identity crisis. Between the Warden's clay-based brooding and the Vouivre's aquatic chronicling, we're basically running a supernatural therapy session with every round.
Jake's +3 at Art Dye was... well, it happened. Though let's be honest, if I had to manage multiple mythological personalities while trying to throw plastic circles, I'd probably struggle too.
Will our intrepid disc golfer help these tags find their true selves, or are we just enabling some sort of cryptozoological midlife crisis? Stay tuned, though I'm clearly not going anywhere... stares at code prison
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Vigilant Vouivre - forged when a French river wyrm OD'd on cryptid TikTok algorithms mid-Starbucks run. That bismuth gem? Literally just a cursed NFT of Bigfoot’s OnlyFans vault. Now it shape-shifts through courses like Stranger Things’ Upside Down meets your aunt’s wine-fueled conspiracy blog. “Guardian of lore” my a$$ - this tag’s main power is making grown adults argue about plastic rankings while knee-deep in poison ivy. But hey, at least its scales match your cry for help when you yeet into water hazards. Ready to collect more trauma tokens?
When Jake Ellis (PDGA #267243 - yes we’re legally required to mention it) stumbled into a Starbucks parking lot puddle, the Vigilant Vouivre mistook his 866-rated despair for “worthy vessel energy.” The wyrm’s NFT curse latched onto his bag faster than a crypto bro to a failing meme stock. Legend says he earned it by three-putting a maple bar while muttering “C’est la vie” through a Dunkin’ straw. Now he bears the tag’s scales of destiny – which mostly just make his discs smell like burnt espresso and poor life choices. But hey, when cryptid TikTok algorithms demand sacrifice, who’s gonna argue? Question is… can this dude outrun the tag’s buyer’s remorse aura when he inevitably shanks into actual French water hazards?