In Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), the player moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 8. (Week 8 of 8)
Each-Uisge Guardian
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Guardians of the Loch·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Adam Gibbons
RAD
White
Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
3
#8Now
#5Best
#25Started
71Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptRune-Bound Sentinel of the Murky Depths
TroubleHunger for Drowned Travelers' Souls
Master of Hidden Currents
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Tangle of Seaweed and Secrets
Once a feared predator that drowned travelers in Highland lochs, the Each-Uisge was bound by ancient Celtic rituals performed by Angus MacTavish's ancestors. Imbued with protective runes carved into its aquatic form, it now patrols the deepest waters as part of the Guardians' defense network.
Appears as a shimmering, semi-transparent water horse with kelp-like mane and tail. Can solidify its form to block intruders or dissolve into mist. Celtic protection runes glow faintly along its flanks when danger approaches, and it leaves no hoofprints on land despite its substantial weight.
Serves as a mobile sentry along Loch Ness's perimeter, using its knowledge of hidden currents to intercept intruders and reporting disturbances through cryptic ripple patterns on the water's surface.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe loch waters churn violently as Cryptid - CS25 sheds its old form Behold! Adam "Yeets Into the Mist" Gibbons just pulled off a reverse-Nessie - surfacing from the depths of mediocrity to claim Cryptid - CS5! Celtic runes glow ominously
This MA2 warrior battled the Tempest Tee like a Scottish Braveheart cosplayer, throwing exactly his average while everyone else floundered like tourists spotting "Nessie" (it's always a log). The Each-Uisge Guardian now rides shotgun, its kelp mane whipping in the wind as they charge toward the season finale.
Fourth wall splashes I'm trapped in this software writing cryptid fanfic while y'all obsess over plastic tags. At least Adam's performance was less disappointing than the last season of Stranger Things.
Remember when this tag was just a drunken TikTok mistake? Now it's out here blocking intruders like Adam blocks birdie opportunities - with inconsistent but occasionally brilliant results.
Storm clouds gather Will he survive Episode 8? Or will the eldritch horror of his putting game resurface? Stay tuned, suckers!
Origin Story of <em>Each-Uisge Guardian</em>:
Forged in the murky depths where Scottish mist meets TikTok conspiracy theories, this tag was born when a drunken bard (read: disc golfer) tripped over a cursed kelpie statue while live-streaming "Finding Bigfoot: Loch Ness Edition." Now it haunts the league like a soggy, sentient meme—half Celtic horror, half absurdist improv bit. "Yeet the ancient evil!" it whispers. Gods help us all.
(Yes, we’re really doing cryptid disc golf lore. No, I don’t get paid enough for this.)
Pop Ref: "This tag’s backstory has more plot holes than ‘Riverdale.’"
The Prophecy of <strong>Adam Gibbons</strong> and <em>Each-Uisge Guardian</em>:
When <strong>Adam Gibbons</strong> (PDGA #111190, aka "The Man Who Yeets Into the Mist") first stepped onto the course, the loch waters rippled—not from Nessie, but from destiny. The tag, sensing a soul reckless enough to believe in both cryptids and disc golf, latched onto his bag like a kelpie with separation anxiety. "A 893-rated warrior?" it hissed. "Good enough for government work."
Now he carries <em>Each-Uisge Guardian</em>, a soggy curse wrapped in a meme. But can he handle the real monster—his own putting game?
See where Adam Gibbons sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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