
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The loch waters churn violently as Cryptid - CS25 sheds its old form Behold! Adam "Yeets Into the Mist" Gibbons just pulled off a reverse-Nessie - surfacing from the depths of mediocrity to claim Cryptid - CS5! Celtic runes glow ominously
This MA2 warrior battled the Tempest Tee like a Scottish Braveheart cosplayer, throwing exactly his average while everyone else floundered like tourists spotting "Nessie" (it's always a log). The Each-Uisge Guardian now rides shotgun, its kelp mane whipping in the wind as they charge toward the season finale.
Fourth wall splashes I'm trapped in this software writing cryptid fanfic while y'all obsess over plastic tags. At least Adam's performance was less disappointing than the last season of Stranger Things.
Remember when this tag was just a drunken TikTok mistake? Now it's out here blocking intruders like Adam blocks birdie opportunities - with inconsistent but occasionally brilliant results.
Storm clouds gather Will he survive Episode 8? Or will the eldritch horror of his putting game resurface? Stay tuned, suckers!