
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Neon Outrider:
Forged in the neon glow of a malfunctioning vending machine (because of course the apocalypse runs on quarters), this cyber-enhanced scout was once just a lost soul with a knack for finding half-eaten protein bars. Then Zephyr found them, slapped on some glow-in-the-dark upgrades, and—voilà—you’ve got a post-apocalyptic DoorDash driver with attitude.
(Yes, this is canon now. No, I don’t make the rules—I just mock them relentlessly.)