
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Riot Warden #15:
Forged in the neon crucible of a 3AM Taco Bell parking lot brawl, this tag emerged when a rogue disc golfer (who definitely wasn’t just a sleep-deprived accountant) duct-taped a strobe light to a trash can lid and declared martial law on the local course. Inspired by Mad Max: Fury Road but budgeted like a community theater production, Riot Warden is what happens when you mix tactical gear with delusions of grandeur.
Yes, this is your life now. No, I don’t know why either.