
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Alley Avenger #13:
Forged in the neon-drenched back alleys of a city that never sleeps (but probably should), this tag emerged from a dumpster fire of bureaucratic incompetence—literally. Some over-caffeinated vigilante thought, "What if Batman, but with more hyzer flips?" Now it lurks in shadows, judging your form like a disgruntled Olympic judge. Fun fact: The "13" isn’t unlucky—it’s just the number of times the designer facepalmed while writing this lore. Why are we like this?
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