
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 14 to 15. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former underground fight club champion who turned vigilante after his brother was framed by corrupt cops. Now prowls the city's service alleys and parking garages, using his intimate knowledge of urban terrain to ambush criminals. Armed with custom titanium knuckle-putters and a network of street informants, he's the nightmare of every corrupt cop and drug dealer in the district.
Enhanced reflexes from years of underground fighting. Wears impact-resistant fingerless gloves with retractable disc blades. Carries a modified disc golf bag containing smoke pellets and grappling hooks. Has permanent chemical burns on his knuckles from an encounter with a drug lab. Can scale buildings using drainpipes and fire escapes with parkour efficiency.
Serves as the Neon Knights' primary enforcer and close-quarters combat specialist. Operates in the physical spaces between the faction's digital surveillance network and their public operations, ensuring no criminal escapes justice by slipping through the cracks of the urban landscape.
The Neon Knights are a team of disc golfers who use their street smarts and urban savvy to navigate the city's neon-lit underbelly. They gather information from informants, infiltrate criminal networks, and use their skills to outmaneuver their opponents in the vibrant, chaotic streets.
Neon Blaze is a former street artist who turned her talents to fighting crime after her brother was killed by corrupt cops. She leads the Neon Knights, using her knowledge of the streets and her charismatic personality to gather information and inspire others to join the cause.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 14 to 15. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 12 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 13 to 12. (Week 5 of 8)
The Neon Alley Avenger chose Joseph Cottongim through a vending machine malfunction at 2:37AM. His PDGA 303116 credentials glowed like radioactive ramen under blacklight surveillance - apparently "860-rated vigilante" translates to "discount Batman who yeets Bergs" in this dystopian fever dream. The tag imprinted itself mid-Crunchwrap bite, its #13 smoldering through hot sauce stains as police scanners blared "Suspect approaches basket with...a forehand hyzer? Code 4, people!"
Now he stalks glow-stick OB lines armed with a Judge and crippling self-awareness. But does a man who triple-bogeys Hole 7 deserve drive-thru justice?
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Question: Can Cottongim outrun both corrupt mayors and his own 3-putt reputation?
Origin of Alley Avenger #13:
Forged in the neon-drenched back alleys of a city that never sleeps (but probably should), this tag emerged from a dumpster fire of bureaucratic incompetence—literally. Some over-caffeinated vigilante thought, "What if Batman, but with more hyzer flips?" Now it lurks in shadows, judging your form like a disgruntled Olympic judge. Fun fact: The "13" isn’t unlucky—it’s just the number of times the designer facepalmed while writing this lore. Why are we like this?
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