
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 17 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Formerly a courthouse janitor who witnessed countless corrupt verdicts, the Alley Arbiter took justice into his own hands when the system failed to convict his daughter's murderer. Now he stalks the city's backstreets, his modified discs serving as both weapons and symbolic gavels - each throw delivering his own brand of street justice.
Weighted discs etched with penal codes, brass-knuckle reinforced gloves, and body armor lined with shredded court documents. His equipment produces ominous humming sounds when in motion, resembling a judge's gavel striking stone.
Serves as the Neon Knights' field interrogator and punishment specialist, operating in industrial districts where he turns abandoned spaces into impromptu courtrooms for dispensing his brutal brand of justice.
The Neon Knights are a team of disc golfers who use their street smarts and urban savvy to navigate the city's neon-lit underbelly. They gather information from informants, infiltrate criminal networks, and use their skills to outmaneuver their opponents in the vibrant, chaotic streets.
Neon Blaze is a former street artist who turned her talents to fighting crime after her brother was killed by corrupt cops. She leads the Neon Knights, using her knowledge of the streets and her charismatic personality to gather information and inspire others to join the cause.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 17 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Vigilantes Regroup), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 4 of 8)
Origin of the Alley Arbiter
When Carlos Jimenez "accidentally" parked his Honda in Dow James' sketchiest alley, fate intervened. A rogue hyzer bounce off a dumpster (PDGA-certified "garbage putt") unearthed #12 gleaming beneath expired tofu—truly apocalyptic. The tag hummed ominously... or was that his phone vibrating with GroupMe drama? Our "chosen" vigilante now wields power to judge tree kicks and sentence OB lies—all while his partner texts "Dinner’s cold." Destiny? Or just a caffeine-deprived hallucination from that 7th energy drink?
Real question: Can he arbiter-ate justice and remember his mini? 🦉⚖️
Origin of Alley Arbiter #12:
Forged in the neon glow of a vending machine’s "EXACT CHANGE ONLY" sign, this tag was once a parking meter—until it got fed up with humanity’s loose morals and yeeted itself into vigilante justice. Now it lurks in the shadows, judging your form like a disappointed Better Call Saul cameo. (Yes, we’re doing this. No, I don’t get paid enough.)
Who will earn its gavel of judgment next?