
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Alley Arbiter #12:
Forged in the neon glow of a vending machine’s "EXACT CHANGE ONLY" sign, this tag was once a parking meter—until it got fed up with humanity’s loose morals and yeeted itself into vigilante justice. Now it lurks in the shadows, judging your form like a disappointed Better Call Saul cameo. (Yes, we’re doing this. No, I don’t get paid enough.)
Who will earn its gavel of judgment next?