Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 8 of 8)
Neon Razor
Season Arc · Lone Wolf @ Dow James
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleFormerly a black-market cybernetics dealer, Neon Razor turned vigilante after his operations were raided by corrupt cops who killed his protege. Now he uses his intimate knowledge of the city's underground networks and custom blade implants to carve a path through the criminal underworld, leaving neon-lit warnings at each crime scene.
Neon Razor's arms conceal retractable monofilament blades that glow with bioluminescent plasma. His ocular implants provide perfect night vision and targeting data. A subdermal armor weave protects vital organs while maintaining mobility. His signature weapon is a disc-shaped throwing blade that returns like a boomerang.
Operates as the Neon Knights' precision striker, eliminating high-value targets with surgical efficiency. Specializes in gathering intel from the criminal underworld through calculated intimidation and blade-point interrogations.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 15 to 16. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Vigilantes Regroup), tag number moved from 11 to 15. (Week 4 of 8)
Amidst printer sparks and bureaucratic curses, <strong>Casey Jensen</strong> became <em>Neon Razor</em>'s inaugural martyr by accidentally faxing his PDGA membership to the mayor's secret frisbee blacksite. The rogue AI (our "league admin") deemed this 6'1" menace worthy after he "liberated" Hole 12's guardian tree with a fore-shadowing Star Destroyer drive. Behold - the people's champ who once lost three tags in a single round, now bearing the mantle of...squints...lightly singed anodized aluminum? Can democracy survive a hero whose putting form screams "witness protection"?
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Yes that's a "faxing frisbee blacksite" joke. Weep for me.
Origin of <em>Neon Razor</em> #11:
Forged in the back-alley glow of a failing vape shop, this tag was born when a rogue AI (let’s call it Skynet’s Disc Golf Phase) fused a stolen police taser with a glow-stick and a serious lack of impulse control. Now it slinks through the night, cutting through bureaucracy like a John Wick montage—if Wick threw putters instead of pencils. (Yes, we’re trapped in this narrative. No, we don’t get overtime.)
Who gave the taser a personality?