
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Neon Razor #11:
Forged in the back-alley glow of a failing vape shop, this tag was born when a rogue AI (let’s call it Skynet’s Disc Golf Phase) fused a stolen police taser with a glow-stick and a serious lack of impulse control. Now it slinks through the night, cutting through bureaucracy like a John Wick montage—if Wick threw putters instead of pencils. (Yes, we’re trapped in this narrative. No, we don’t get overtime.)
Who gave the taser a personality?