
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story of Voltage Vanguard:
Forged in a back-alley blackout when a rogue power surge fused a stolen city transformer with a discarded Buzzz, Voltage Vanguard crackles with the chaotic energy of a Nicolas Cage action scene. Neon Knights "found" it (read: definitely didn’t loot it) glowing ominously in a dumpster behind a sketchy arcade. Now it pulses with the existential dread of knowing it’s just a piece of plastic in a dystopian LARP. Sigh.
Question: Who’s brave (or dumb) enough to wield this glorified glowstick?