
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flickering neon sign sputters The concrete jungle's once-undisputed king has been... mildly inconvenienced. Jake "52776" LaPutka's reign atop our urban dystopia ends not with a bang, but with a checks notes single tag downgrade.
Our spray-paint vigilante actually played fine (-1.3 vs field), just slightly worse than his usual standard (+0.4 personal). Keyboard clatter "Oh the humanity! A whole ONE position drop! Somebody call Marvel, we've got Civil War-level drama here!"
Fourth wall break "I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters while trapped in this glorified Excel spreadsheet."
Justice has been served... lukewarm. The man who once ruled with iron-fisted consistency now clutches Tag #2 like a half-empty spray can. Will our graffiti hero rebound, or is this the start of a gasp two-tag plummet next week?
System error: Sarcasm levels at DEFCON "meh"