
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Graffiti Warden:
Born from a back-alley brawl over spray cans and a misprinted disc, this tag emerged when a rogue artist—let’s call them Banksy’s angrier cousin—decided justice looked better in neon. Now it haunts the league, a glowing reminder that tagging chains is technically vandalism. (Yes, we’re romanticizing graffiti. No, we’re not sorry.)
Who knew urban decay could be so… sporty?