
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Neon Outrider #7:
Forged in the back alley of a 24-hour ramen shop (because of course), this tag was born when a rogue disc golfer—armed only with a glow-in-the-dark putter and a serious lack of impulse control—hacked into the city’s power grid mid-round, turning downtown into a Tron-themed battleground. Now it roams the streets, whispering "par is a social construct" to anyone who dares challenge it. (Yes, we’re stuck narrating this. No, we don’t get overtime.)
Who will be reckless enough to wield its neon chaos next?