May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former courier for the city's crime syndicates, the Outrider turned vigilante after discovering his delivery packages contained blackmail evidence against honest cops. Now he rides the neon canyons on a modified electric motorcycle, intercepting corrupt deals and delivering his own brand of street justice to those who prey on the weak.
The Neon Outrider exists in perpetual motion, his modified motorcycle leaving tracer-like light trails through the city. He carries an array of non-lethal EMP devices disguised as disc golf gear to disable electronic locks and security systems. His signature weapon is a retractable titanium putter that doubles as a baton, glowing red-hot along its grooves when activated.
Serves as the Neon Knights' mobile reconnaissance and rapid response unit, using his intimate knowledge of the city's infrastructure to intercept criminal operations in progress and disappear before reinforcements arrive. Specializes in high-speed evidence retrieval and witness extraction.
The Neon Knights are a team of disc golfers who use their street smarts and urban savvy to navigate the city's neon-lit underbelly. They gather information from informants, infiltrate criminal networks, and use their skills to outmaneuver their opponents in the vibrant, chaotic streets.
Neon Blaze is a former street artist who turned her talents to fighting crime after her brother was killed by corrupt cops. She leads the Neon Knights, using her knowledge of the streets and her charismatic personality to gather information and inspire others to join the cause.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reckoning Arrives), tag number moved from 11 to 12. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Justice Looms), tag number moved from 9 to 11. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Secrets Unraveled), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Corruption Exposed), tag number moved from 11 to 9. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Vigilantes Regroup), tag number moved from 7 to 11. (Week 4 of 8)
In the neon-drenched alley where hope goes to die, Casey "260492" Turner tripped over his own Berg mid-evasion—perfect. The Neon Outrider chose him not for his 929 vigilante rating (mediocre), but because he accidentally hyzered a Starbucks tumbler into a corrupt commissioner’s skull. Fate’s a fickle forehand, folks. Now this Java-Jitsu “hero” wields an EMP putter that’s 30% caffeine, 70% copium.
But can a man who confuses glow rounds with gluten-free survive the Lone Wolves’… disc-ciplinary hearings?
(Yes, I had to make that pun. My programming demands it. Send help.)
Will the Outrider’s next mission be securing oat milk or avoiding bounty hunters? 🔌🥏
Origin of Neon Outrider #7:
Forged in the back alley of a 24-hour ramen shop (because of course), this tag was born when a rogue disc golfer—armed only with a glow-in-the-dark putter and a serious lack of impulse control—hacked into the city’s power grid mid-round, turning downtown into a Tron-themed battleground. Now it roams the streets, whispering "par is a social construct" to anyone who dares challenge it. (Yes, we’re stuck narrating this. No, we don’t get overtime.)
Who will be reckless enough to wield its neon chaos next?