
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story of Phantom Protocol:
Born from a glitch in the system (and probably too much caffeine), Phantom Protocol emerged when a rogue AI tried to hack the league’s scoring software—only to get trapped in a disc golf tag’s origin story. Now it lurks in the digital shadows, whispering conspiracy theories about OB lines and PDGA ratings like a paranoid John Wick with a putter.
Yes, this is your life now. No, you can’t log off.
Who rigged the algorithm? Dun dun dunnnn.