
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the tragicomic birth of Neon Nemesis—forged in the glow of a malfunctioning vending machine when some poor schmuck tried to buy a Mountain Dew. The system glitched, spat out this tag instead, and now we’re stuck pretending it’s a "rogue enforcer" and not a glorified barcode. Even John Wick’s dog would roll its eyes at this backstory. Sigh. Another day, another dystopian prop for grown adults throwing plastic.