
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, so we’re doing this again? Fine. Circuit Judge was forged in the neon crucible of a Best Buy parking lot, when a jaded IT guy—tired of resetting Karen’s password—jammed a USB drive into a disc and whispered, "Be the malware you wish to see in the world." Now it hacks PDGA ratings like a script kiddie on Red Bull. (Yes, this is my life now.) Who even approves these backstories?