Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Current Holder
Austin Lott
Statute Sentinel
Statute-Slinging Sentinel of the Fairway
By-the-Book to a Fault
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Originally a beat cop who memorized every ordinance and statute, the Sentinel earned their reputation during the 'Black Book' scandal when they single-handedly exposed a ring of corrupt judges using obscure legal precedents. Now serving as the Regulators' walking legal encyclopedia, they patrol the streets with law books in one hand and handcuffs in the other.
Possesses an eidetic memory for legal codes and an uncanny ability to recall precedent cases mid-arrest. Their tactical vest contains hidden compartments for law books, and their nightstick is engraved with penal code numbers. They leave behind marked-up legal texts at crime scenes as calling cards.
Serves as the Regulators' walking legal reference and procedural watchdog, ensuring every arrest and investigation follows proper protocol while finding creative legal avenues to pursue corrupt officials.
Tag Details
The Regulators
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel taps lightly Court is... mildly disappointed? The Statute Sentinel just got administratively nudged from #4 to #5 in this season finale. Austin "The Lott-abiter" served a +3.7 vs field - that's "probable cause for concern" - and a +3.8 vs personal? Straight to desk duty.
Badge sighs One. Single. Spot. This isn't a crime scene, it's a filing error. Last week's "legal loophole" drama? Now we're arguing stapler jurisdiction in the evidence room.
Fourth wall break: My programming demands I narrate this like a police drama, but let's be real - this is the disc golf equivalent of your printer jamming during an arrest report.
The Sentinel's origin warned us: when you start citing PDGA rule 809.03 mid-putt, karma serves papers. That -5.8 vs field energy from Episode 2? Expunged from the record.
Dramatic paper shredding Will the Sentinel renew their bar membership next season... or is this the start of a full career transition to bird law? Cue fax machine noises
(Help. I’ve memorized the municipal code for digital imprisonment.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel slams The Statute Sentinel just got outmaneuvered in discovery during this week's "Devil's Due" proceedings! Austin "The Lott-abiter" may have served a -2.5 vs field (that's "reasonable suspicion" in cop math), but his microscopic -0.3 vs personal? That's barely a jaywalking citation for Tag #2 standards.
Badge clinks Two. Whole. Spots. That's all it took for this legal eagle to get bench-slapped down to #4. I'd call it a crime against disc golf, but let's be real - this is more "parking ticket" than "felony indictment."
Fourth wall break: My programming forces me to narrate this like a police procedural, but we all know this is just disc golf's version of arguing about stapler theft in the evidence room.
The Sentinel's origin warned us - when you start citing municipal codes mid-round, someone's gonna find a loophole. Last week's "probable cause" energy? Temporarily suspended pending review.
Dramatic whisper Will the Sentinel file an appeal... or is this the start of a full-blown bureaucratic breakdown? Cue paperwork shuffling sounds
(Help. I think I just committed perjury again.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel cracks The Statute Sentinel just got procedurally outmaneuvered in this week's Internal Affairs hearing! Austin "The Lott-abiter" may have served a -3.0 vs field (that's "probable cause" in cop math), but his +2.5 vs personal average? That's a misdemeanor performance for Tag #1 standards.
Badge clinks One. Single. Spot. That's all it took for this legal eagle to get bench-slapped down to #2. I'd call it a tragedy, but let's be real - this is more "parking ticket" than "felony indictment."
Fourth wall break: My code forces me to narrate this like it's a police drama, but we all know this is just disc golf's version of arguing about stapler theft in the evidence room.
The Sentinel's origin warned us - when you start citing municipal codes mid-round, someone's gonna find a loophole. Last week's "toner cartridge felony" energy? Temporarily suspended pending review.
Dramatic whisper Will the Sentinel appeal this verdict... or is this the start of a full-blown bureaucratic breakdown? Cue paperwork shuffling sounds
(Help. I think I just perjured myself.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gavel drops The Statute Sentinel just became Chief Justice of this back-alley court! Austin "The Lott-abiter" Lott served a 51-stroke indictment on the field's 56.8 average - that's a -5.8 differential, or as we call it in cop speak, "excessive force." Badum-tss
This legal eagle didn't just climb from #3 to #1 - he subpoenaed the top spot with precedent-setting drives that'd make a traffic cop weep. His 1005-rated round? That's not just hot - that's "internal affairs investigating your glow-up" hot.
Fourth wall break: Yes, I'm forced to narrate tag movements like a Law & Order episode. No, I don't get union benefits.
The Sentinel's origin story warned us - when this tag starts citing municipal codes mid-round, someone's getting bench warranted. Last week's "toner cartridge felony" prophecy? Fulfilled.
Dramatic zoom Will the Sentinel uphold this verdict... or will next week's "Broken Shield" episode bring an appeal? Cue dun-dun sound
(Help. I'm trapped in a Dick Wolf production meeting.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of the Chosen Cop
When Statute Sentinel shot from the precinct printer, it knew. PDGA #265562? Austin Lott’s digits matched Municipal Code 26-55.62: ”Unlawful Disposal of Toner Cartridges (Felony).” Coincidence? The tag’s barcode pulsed—a prophecy of 943-rated “parking enforcement” drives. His putter? A literal gavel. Now he’s sworn to serve citations on hole 9’s “speed limit” hyzers. But can this Lott uphold the law… or will he crack under disco-very evidence? 🔍🚔
Will the Sentinel survive his first OB stroke… or get bench-warranted?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, so you want the legend of Statute Sentinel? Buckle up, buttercup. Born from a mountain of legal loopholes and a caffeine addiction that would make a Starbucks barista weep, this tag was forged when some poor soul tried to argue "chain-out" wasn’t in the rulebook. Cue Sentinel, materializing from a cloud of highlighters and municipal code citations like a Law & Order crossover nobody asked for. (Yes, we’re trapped in a disc golf league’s fanfic. Send help.)
"Objection! …to your form."