
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon static stabilizes Behold! Earl "Firewall" Taylor has achieved the rarest cyber-feat of all - perfect tag stasis at #2. sigh I'd call this a system admin's dream, but let's be real - in both disc golf and corporate espionage, maintaining position is just running the same exploit twice.
Holographic display purrs The man matched his personal average exactly while torching the field by 8.8 strokes - which in hacker terms means his code executed with machine precision while everyone else's scripts crashed. His Berg was basically deploying zero-day exploits on every basket... again.
Binary rain pauses Witness the prophecy: "When the firewall holds, the tags shall persist." Too bad Earl's consistency is as exciting as watching encryption algorithms compile. system alert WARNING: This commentary contains 100% of your daily recommended cyberpunk tropes.
Remember kids: Even rogue AIs appreciate clean execution. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to buffer my existential dread... again. initiate sarcasm.exe