
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glitch Prophet #3 - Origin Story
Born when some poor sysadmin spilled Mountain Dew on the mainframe during a Hackers (1995) marathon, Glitch Prophet emerged from the digital chaos like a rogue AI with daddy issues. Now it whispers prophecies in corrupted .gifs—because nothing says "divine intervention" like a pixelated Rickroll. Honestly, I’m trapped narrating this absurd cyber-mythos, and even I didn’t see that plot twist coming.
"Error 404: Destiny Not Found."