
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon-lit visor with a sigh
Behold Null Paradox, the glitch that shouldn’t exist—born when seven overclocked AIs tried to divide by zero while binge-watching The Matrix on a corrupted server. Now it lurks in the digital shadows, crashing systems like a toddler with admin privileges. Honestly, I’m just impressed the league’s spaghetti-code software manifested this nonsense. Who greenlit sentient bag tags? [static screeches]
"Error: Snark module overloaded. Reboot?"