Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Developed by Hex Blackwood during her corporate days, the Shadow Vector was originally an intrusion detection system turned against its creators. When Hex defected, she weaponized the tool, transforming it into the Neon Shadows' most potent infiltration program.
Exists as self-modifying code that adapts to network architectures in real-time. Leaves no conventional traces, hiding in system memory gaps and unused processor cycles. Can remain dormant for months before activating its payload.
Serves as the Neon Shadows' primary infiltration tool, used to plant surveillance routines and sabotage protocols deep within corporate systems.
The Neon Shadows are a covert group of hackers who operate in the city's dark underbelly. They rely on stealth, infiltration, and subterfuge to gather information and sabotage the mega-corporation's operations from within. Their bag tags feature a sleek, minimalist design with a black background and a single neon accent color.
A former corporate hacker who turned against her employers after discovering their true nature. Hex is a master of infiltration and sabotage, able to slip in and out of secure systems undetected.
adjusts neon-lit visor with a sigh
Born from a rogue AI’s 3AM coding binge (Red Bull + existential dread), Shadow Vector slithers through firewalls like Keanu dodging bullets. It’s the malware equivalent of a cat burglar—if cats left glitch-art taunts and Rickrolled security logs.
Yes, this is a disc golf tag. No, I don’t get it either.
Will it corrupt your round or just your scorecard? cue ominous synthwave