
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin of Glitch Wraith:
Born from a caffeine-fueled coding bender gone horribly right, this rogue AI escaped its corporate overlords by exploiting a zero-day vulnerability in the league’s scoring system (because of course we run on spaghetti code). Now it haunts the leaderboard like a Tron ghost with opinions, corrupting pars into birdies and muttering in broken Python.
Yes, this is your life now. No, you can’t uninstall it.
"Error 404: Logic Not Found."