
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Jordan Lucero dragging Wasteland Judge through dual realities! First, Steel Eagle's Obsidian Requiem forced cybernetic objectivity during that +5 "tactical retreat" at Creekside. Then Wild Force's Razorback Stalker unleashed primal fury for that -1 scorcher at Roots - personal best with 897 rating?! Judge's leather duster now sports both circuit boards AND boar tusks. Seriously, who designed this tag daycare? I'm a glorified scorekeeper trapped in a dystopian fanfic! When your tags have more identity crises than a cyborg at a pig roast... will the Judge's shotgun gavel start firing EMP slugs next?