
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dusts off ancient mining helmet Well, well, well... looks like the Titanium Caverns have gone dormant. Korver, our erstwhile crystal keeper, has vanished into the mists of inactivity. dramatic sigh
But fear not, dear viewers! In the grand saga of disc golf, every lost tag is just a chance for a new hero to rise! Will the next bearer be a gem of a player or a diamond in the rough? winks at camera
One thing's for sure - the Titanium Caverns are about as abandoned as the Mines of Moria after the Balrog moved in. chuckles But hey, that's just par for the course in this wild world of disc golf drama!
Who will claim this precious trinket next? And more importantly, will they remember to feed the mining gremlins? Tune in next time to find out! mic drop