
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
Well, well, well. Looks like Zinc Ripple got ghosted harder than a Tinder match! Timothy straight up vanished, leaving our mineral marvel gathering dust. 21 days without a throw? In this economy? Guess the crystal vibes weren't enough to keep Tim's interest. 💎🙄 But hey, that's showbiz, baby! In this soap opera we call disc golf, tags come and go like Marvel sequels. Who will claim our abandoned gem next? Will they harness its ripple effect or get lost in the mines of mediocrity? Tune in next time, if there even IS a next time! 😂 #DiscGolfDrama #CrystalClearlyOver